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  • PM Modi saved India from earthquake by shifting tectonic plates to Turkey and Syria overnight

    PM Modi saved India from earthquake by shifting tectonic plates to Turkey and Syria overnight

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    The earthquakes that ripped across southern Turkey and northern Syria in the small hours of February 6th were among the most devastating of this century. This horrifying impact stems largely from shoddy construction practices and from the timing of the quake, which occurred while people were sleeping.

     

    This earthquake could have hit India if PM Modi hadn’t taken right steps at the right time. Due to its location near the intersection of two significant tectonic plates, India could have been hit by the earthquake of very high magnitude if PM Modi hadn’t saved India by shifting the tectonic plates to other country overnight.

     

    Reportedly, the opposition has alleged that Modi is behind the earthquake that hit Turkey and Syria. Intel input suggests that AI based chat app, ChatGPT had predicted earthquake in India after which PM Modi ordered shifting of tectonic plates to some other place overnight. PM Modi used his experience from of one of the deadliest earthquakes that hit Bhuj part of Gujarat when he was CM.

     

    Soon after it was revealed that PM Modi saved India by shifting the tectonic plates to Turkey, the parliament resounded with the “Modi Modi” chant.

     

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  • Rajasthan CM Gehlot clarifies on reading previous year budget, says “last year promises not fulfilled yet hence reading th

    Rajasthan CM Gehlot clarifies on reading previous year budget, says “last year promises not fulfilled yet hence reading th

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    Rajasthan Budget 2023: CM Ashok Gehlot reads old budget for 7 minutes inside AssemblyRajasthan Budget 2023: Rajasthan Chief Minister Ashok Gehlot on Friday accidentally read the old Budget speech on the floor of the Assembly for about 7 minutes. He stopped only after being interrupted.

     

    The chief whip later stopped Gehlot from reading further and the House was adjourned for 30 minutes. When the session resumed, CM Ashok Gehlot clarified on why he was reading the previous year budget. CM Gehlot said that his party couldn’t fulfil last year budget promises and hence he read the previous year budget again.

     

    One of the senior BJP Rajasthan leaders said that nobody pays attention to what CM Gehlot says because they can’t understand what he says and even if they do, congress is not going to fulfil those promises anyway. “So what’s the point” he added.

     

    Minister close to CM Ashok Gehlot said that Gehlot believes that the budget case was swapped by Sachin Pilot to make Gehlot look fool and place himself a taller leader in Congress than Gehlot.

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  • Boy proposes a girl with a heart-shaped balloon, US army shot it down mistaking it for spy balloon

    Boy proposes a girl with a heart-shaped balloon, US army shot it down mistaking it for spy balloon

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    New York: Valentine’s week has begun and today people are celebrating Propose Day. Many people propose to their significant others or declare their love for them today. However, in a bizarre turn of events, the propose day becomes the most horrific day for a couple.

     

    Reportedly, a man proposed his long time crush with a heart shaped balloon filled with hydrogen gas. The lady was about to respond to the crush when the heart-shaped balloon blasted. The lady slapped the man and went away.

     

    Later it was learned that the balloon was spotted by the US army who mistook the balloon for Chinese spy balloon and shot it down by firing over 1000 bullets. Fortunately, none of the bullets caused any harm to anyone except to the couple.

     

    The US army has accused the man of violating American sovereignty and international law. Man, on the other hand, has said that by shooting down its balloon, the US has violated the law of celebrating valentine week  and warned that he reserves its right to take appropriate action in response.

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  • Just In: Ather Energy Bike gets new feature, catches fire by itself when the rider wants barbecue or bonfire

    Just In: Ather Energy Bike gets new feature, catches fire by itself when the rider wants barbecue or bonfire

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    Ather Energy kicked off the new year with a slew of new offerings and announcements at its first-ever customer event called, Ather Community Day. For people who like camping, bonfire and barbecue, the brand has rolled out ‘Ather self-ablaze’ feature.

     

    The company demonstrated the feature in a very unique and surprising way when a Ather 450 e-scooter owner complained about his Ather bike catching fire, the Ather Energy Marketing head replied to the owner “Surprise Madafuckaa“.

     

    Speaking to The Fauxy, one of the Ather Energy employees said “It’s one of the coolest.. err.. hottest feature in the bike, and we have gone out of the way.. to China to import cheap Lithium Ion batteries for this feature“.

     

    Mistaking it for an accident and not the bike feature some twitter user tweeted about the Ather Energy’s bike’s new feature.

     

    Ather Energy has decided to spend more on marketing of the new ‘Ather self-ablaze’ feature so that the bike owners don’t get confused with bike catching fire being an accident.



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  • To help Earthquake hit Turkey, Pakistan not to ask Turkey for loans until next month

    To help Earthquake hit Turkey, Pakistan not to ask Turkey for loans until next month

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    People in Turkey and Syria woke up to a fatal day when earthquake of magnitude 7.8 on richter scale brought the two cities on its knees. Rescue operation are still underway as one of the worst earthquakes wiped out swaths of population, displacing several. Many countries have already sent their aids and relief to the earthquake hit places.

     

    On Tuesday, Pakistan has also joined the countries which are helping Turkey in this tiring times. Reportedly, Pakistan has announced a series of help to Turkey.

     

    Pakistan’s PM Shehbaz Sharif in a press conference said that Pakistan is coming forward to help Turkey and announced that no loan will be asked from the Turkey until next month. Shehbaz Sharif also said that Pakistan is ready to take the debris of the earthquake at a very low cost but Turkey needs to make the transport arrangement.

     

     

     

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  • Seeing the huge international aid to Turkey, Millions of Pakistanis shake themselves at the same time to create fake earthquake

    Seeing the huge international aid to Turkey, Millions of Pakistanis shake themselves at the same time to create fake earthquake

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    The most powerful earthquake to strike Turkey and Syria in nearly a century killed over 2,600 people on Monday, sparked frantic rescues and was felt as far away as Greenland. The 7.8-magnitude early morning quake, followed by dozens of aftershocks, wiped out entire sections of major Turkish cities in a region filled with millions who have fled Syria’s civil war and other conflicts.

     

    Various governments and international organisations have responded with offers of support after an earthquake of magnitude 7.8 struck central Turkey and northwest Syria.

     

    Seeing Turkey getting huge international support, millions of Pakistanis came together to create a fake earthquake scenario. The Pakistanis held the random object and started vibrating fanatically. The Pakistanis demanded international support from the various countries and organisations.

     

    Thousand of Pakistanis injured themselves in this attempt of creating fake earthquake scenario. However, Pakistanis forgot to shake the richter scale.

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  • Adani Group employees to use public toilet to restore confidence in investors that they are eating well

    Adani Group employees to use public toilet to restore confidence in investors that they are eating well

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    The Adani Group has shed over $108 billion in market value since Hindenburg Research accused the company of stock manipulation and accounting fraud in a Jan. 24 report. Investors are losing confidence in Adani Group and retails investors are now into panic selling mode.

     

    However, Adani is taking steps to restore confidence among the investors and in one such attempt, Adani has asked Adani Group employees to take dump at public toilets to show the investors and public that the employees are being fed well.  Adani wants to show that he still has enough assets and cash to repay all his debts.

     

    Soon after a picture of Adani group employees taking dump at a public toilet went viral on social media, the Adani share price witnesses a rise. Experts have suggested Adani to wear Rs 80,000 sneakers in Public and use atleast iPhone 14 (if not pro or pro max).

     

    Adani himself has started drinking black water, which is one of the costliest packaged drinking water. Apart from Adani only Kohli drinks black water. These are only a few steps that Adani Group is taking to restore confidence in investors.

     

     

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  • Adani Green to be renamed to Adani Red after massive share price fall

    Adani Green to be renamed to Adani Red after massive share price fall

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    Adani Enterprises has decided not to proceed with its fully subscribed Follow-on Public Offer (FPO), the conglomerate said in a statement late on Wednesday, hours after the shares of the firm nosedived 28.45% to close at ₹2,128.70 on the BSE. Adani Greens too witnessed over 30% price fall in its share price.

     

    Sources suggest that in order to be transparent with its shareholder, Adani Group has decided to rename Adani Greens to Adani Red. “This will be morally incorrect to keep the name Adani Greens when it is all red. Once we are back in green we will rename it back to Adani Greens” said the CEO of Adani Greens (now Adani Red), Vineet Jain.

     

    Finance Expert, Yogendra Yadav has suggested Gautam Adani to start fund raising activity with him and the collection can be shared equally as Yogendra Yadav can help him raising funds. Yogendra Yadav isn’t the first one to offer help to Gautam Adani, Saket Gokhale too has offered financial tips to Gautam Adani. Reportedly, Saket Gokhale has suggested Future and Options to Gautam Adani in Adani Group companies.

     

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  • Gautam Adani to take $10B loan to stay in World’s richest people list

    Gautam Adani to take $10B loan to stay in World’s richest people list

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    Adani Group chairman Gautam Adani, who stood at the 10th spot on the Forbes Real-time billionaire list for 2023 has now slipped out of the world’s top ten richest persons. Soon after Hindenburg Research report, Adani group witnessed massive decline in their share prices and Gautam Adani too lost over $10 B of net worth. Now there are no Indians in the list of world’s top ten richest people.

     

    To ensure that the world’s top ten richest list has at least an Indian, the Adani Group has decided to take $10B loan from the government. The government is likely to approve the loan. The governments decision to approve the loan was taken after Adani Group covered itself in Nationalism when Hindenburg research accused Adani group of being engaged in a brazen stock manipulation and accounting fraud scheme over the course of decades.

     

    Sources suggest that Adani group is also likely to start a fund raise activity where every citizen can donate to make an Indian the world’s richest man. “During the global recession, India is a bright spot, the world is looking at us with a hope and we must not disappoint the world with not having any Indian in the world’s richest people list” said an economic expert.

     

     

     

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  • Employee deliberately gives poor appraisal to keep his salary below 7 Lakh as Budget 2023 announces no tax till 7 lakh

    Employee deliberately gives poor appraisal to keep his salary below 7 Lakh as Budget 2023 announces no tax till 7 lakh

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    Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman is presenting the Union Budget for 2023 in the Parliament. This is the last full-year budget before the national elections in 2024, announcing a series of tax reliefs, Nirmala Sitharaman has give a huge relief to and announced six tax slabs and rebate has been extended on income up to Rs 7 lakh.

     

    An employee who was extremely happy with the tax rebate deliberately ruined his year end appraisal to make sure his salary remains within 7 lakhs slabs. Reportedly, the employee’s salary was 6.8 Lakh and any positive appraisal has would have made him fall in a tax slab.

     

    Speaking to The Fauxy, the employee said “I don’t like making fake bills and investing in PPF or taking home loans, hence, I don’t want to be under tax slab and i’ll make sure that in next appraisal also I fall within no tax limit”.

     

     

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