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  • Man buys Pharma company’s shares instead of medicines, dies.

    Man buys Pharma company’s shares instead of medicines, dies.

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    The total number of demat accounts in India is significantly increasing everyday as more and more people build trust on the share market. SIPs are the most preferred investment among people. However, some people are going overboard with their investment plans and are cutting their regular expenses to buy shares and SIPs.

     

    Seeing a post on LinkedIn about compounding magic, Abhishek bought shares of a Pharma company instead of the medicines prescribed by the doctor and his health kept deteriorating while his investment kept getting healthier. Unfortunately, on Friday the man succumbed to the poor health and healthy investment.

     

    Speaking to The Fauxy, Abhishek’s friend, Rohan said “He read a post on Linkedin about compounding magic that compared the share price and cost of Britannia biscuits over a period of ten years, and Abhishek wouldn’t stop talking about it. He went so crazy that whenever he would buy something he would first check if the company of that product is listed in the BSE or NSE.”

     

    Abhishek’s Doctor told The Fauxy “Abhishek was diabetic and his BP was shooting up, I prescribed him the medicines, but I guess he bought the share of that Pharma company instead”

     

    “Abhishek isn’t with us but his investments are wish he had taken term insurance too” said Abhishek’s wife.

     

     

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  • Adani Requests SEBI to Reduce Trading Hours to 15 mins

    Adani Requests SEBI to Reduce Trading Hours to 15 mins

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    All stocks belonging to the Adani group — including Adani Enterprises (ADANIENT), Adani Ports (ADANIPORTS), Adani Power (ADANIPOWER), Adani Transmission (ADANITRANS) and Ambuja Cements (AMBUJACEM) — suffered steep losses on Wednesday, in more pain for investors amid a crisis at the embattled conglomerate.

    In order to restore confidence among investors, Adani Group is taking several measures. One such measure was repaying the loans. Adani group firm Adani Ports & SEZ paid Rs 1,500 crore loan and promised to repay more as the group makes a comeback strategy after a sellout triggered by a damning report by US-based Hindenburg Research.

    Reportedly, in another measure to stop the further stock price fall, Gautam Adani has requested the market regulator, SEBI (Security Exchange Board of India) to reduce the trading time.

    In his letter to SEBI, Gautam Adani requested SEBI to keep the trade timing for 15 mins only, 9:15 to 9:30. Citing a report by HiddenBurg, Gautam Adani said trading is consuming a lot of time of youth which can be utilised in a better way.

    “It’s a zero sum game, someone’s loss is someone’s gain, giving so much time to it is not worth. 15 mins is enough for that” said Gautam Adani.

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  • Venkatesh Prasad reaches Suniel Shetty’s bungalow to get KL Rahul’s marriage cancelled

    Venkatesh Prasad reaches Suniel Shetty’s bungalow to get KL Rahul’s marriage cancelled

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    Even though Venkatesh Prasad reassured that he had no axe to grind against KL Rahul, the former Indian pacer on Tuesday reached Suniel Shetty’s Bungalow to get KL Rahul’s marriage with Sunil Shetty’s daughter cancelled.

    The former Indian pacer has fired a fresh salvo at opener Rahul after the star batter was retained by Rohit Sharma and Co. for the remainder of the Border-Gavaskar Trophy on Sunday.

    Venkatesh Prasad reached Suniel Shetty’s Bungalow and started screaming “Bol Pencil”, however initially, Suniel Shetty didn’t respond thinking his mad fan has entered his bungalow, but after realising he doesn’t have any fan, Suniel Shetty responded “Pencil” to which Venkatesh Prasad immediately said “Shaadi Cancel”.

    One of the 140 crore critics of KL Rahul, Venkatesh Prasad is no leaving no stone unturned to get KL Rahul out of playing 11 and India.

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  • Woman burns her face while trying to remove the wrinkles with a steam iron

    Woman burns her face while trying to remove the wrinkles with a steam iron

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    As women get older their skin changes and it no longer looks plump and youthful. Wrinkles around the eyes, often known as crow’s feet, is one of the most common skin problem faced by women growing old. Women use various cosmetics and surgeries to reverse the signs of ageing, and most of them are expensive and risky. Some women go to any extent to get those wrinkles removed. One such example of woman going to an extreme to get her wrinkles removed came from Philadelphia.

     

    Reportedly, Jessica, 44 year, from Philadelhipa was fed up with the cosmetics and surgeries which couldn’t prevent her wrinkles and as a final resort tried to iron her face with a steam iron. Jessica partially burned her face. Speaking to The Fauxy, Jessica said “I was ironing my cloth and realised that steam iron helps in getting rid of  wrinkles. I have tried all types of cosmetics and even surgery but nothing helped. I also tried Instagram filters but people started asking why I always keep phone with Instagram camera on in front of my face. I was fed up and hence, decided to steam iron my face”.

     

    Jessica has to now undergo plastic surgery and she has asked her surgeons to keep the wrinkle free plastic on her face. Speaking to The Fauxy, the surgeon said “Steam iron removes wrinkles from cloths, so if she really wanted to get rid of wrinkles she should have put a clot on her face before ironing it”.

     

    Jessica isn’t alone to go this far to get rid of wrinkles, a lady in India reached Bhagweshwar Dham to get her wrinkles removed.

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  • BJP leaders to beat themselves as a part of Muslim outreach programme

    BJP leaders to beat themselves as a part of Muslim outreach programme

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    BJP to kickstart Muslim outreach programme across India next month. As a part of the programme, the Bhartiya Janta Party has identified key areas of improvement of sentiments about BJP among Muslims. Prime Minister Narendra Modi urged the party to make an outreach to “deprived and downtrodden” sections in all communities. PM Modi also asked the party leader to perform activities that makes the community feel better.

    Reportedly, in order to appease the minority community, the BJP leaders are going to beat themselves up. Speaking to The Fauxy, a BJP leader said “The community is very much against the party and they wish harm on the party leaders, hence, if we harm ourselves, the community people will be happy to see that“.

     

    Another BJP leader said “If we beat ourselves they will feel that we are one of us as it is one of their essential religious practices“.

     

    Sources suggest that the Modi led government is deliberately delaying the CAA and NRC process to appease the Muslim community ahead of 2024 General Elections.

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  • US President Biden reaches Kyiv to Celebrate Russia-Ukraine Conflict anniversary

    US President Biden reaches Kyiv to Celebrate Russia-Ukraine Conflict anniversary

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    US President Joe Biden on Monday made a trip to Kyiv, to celebrate first anniversary of Russia-Ukraine conflict. On the occasion President Biden promised increased arms deliveries for Ukraine global celebration of next anniversary of the conflict.

    Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky ordered Air sirens across the capital to welcome the enabler Joe Biden.

    In his statement, Joe Biden wished people of Ukraine long live the conflict and many more anniversaries of the conflict.

    Sources suggest that Joe Biden isn’t well and he mistakenly reached Ukraine while trying to reach Ohio where a train carrying toxic chemicals derailed, exploding into flames and unleashing a spume of chemical smoke.

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  • Unable to afford a wedding photographer, man uses hotel’s CCTV footage to create his wedding album

    Unable to afford a wedding photographer, man uses hotel’s CCTV footage to create his wedding album

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    Allocating your wedding budget can be one of the hardest tasks when planning your big day. With so many elements to consider, it is easy to lose track and mount up if not accounted for initially. With the advent of social media, especially Instagram, the cost of wedding photography has risen exorbitantly and in some weddings, the cost of wedding photography takes the maximum share.

     

    In Indore, a groom got so fed up with the high quotes even from the local wedding photographers that he devised a new way to create his wedding album. Reportedly, the man took all the CCTV footage of the wedding venue, hotel, and edited the footages himself to create his wedding album.

     

    The photos and videos in album were black and white, to which the groom said that “monochrome” was the theme of his wedding.

     

    Speaking to The Fauxy, one of the groom’s friends said “Alok (Groom) was worried about the wedding photography and the bride was more excited about the wedding album than the wedding itself. And after seeing the quotes by the local photographers he decided not to go ahead with them. Soon he claimed that his engagement ring is stolen and used it as an excuse to get all the CCTV footages of the hotel during wedding time. Even during his wedding he was learning photo and video editing. He took out time during honeymoon and created his wedding album“.

     

    Bride, who was very happy with the wedding album and its theme monochrome, has now deleted her Instagram account out of embarrassment.

     

     

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  • 34 US Companies likely to get shut down as they struggle to find Indian Origin CEOs

    34 US Companies likely to get shut down as they struggle to find Indian Origin CEOs

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    Neal Mohan has become the latest person to join the list of Indian-origin CEOs globally. The development comes after Susan Wojcicki has stepped down as the CEO of the video-streaming platform YouTube. Google is being led by Sundar Pichai while Microsoft and IBM are led by Satya Nadella and Arvind Krishna who are also Indians. A long list Indian origin CEOs heading global MNCs has been doing rounds on social media.

     

    Reportedly, US companies are not only preferring but choosing only Indian origin CEOs and this had led to massive short fall of Indian Origin CEOs in United States. US running short of Indian Origin CEOs has led to more than 34 companies shutting down in next one month.

     

    Speaking to The Fauxy Business, a US tech-giant’s board of director said “We only want Indian origin CEO, if we can’t get one we are firing all the employees, because we can’t afford both, the employees and a non-Indian origin CEO, we will have to shut our shops“.

     

    Another company’s director said “We failed to get an Indian-origin CEO and once we made our office boy the CEO since he’s an Indian origin but after India introduced CAA, he also went back. Unfortunately, we are shutting down“.

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Bishop arrested after he tries to convert an AI Robot

    Bishop arrested after he tries to convert an AI Robot

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    On Friday, another illegal forced religious conversion by a Christian priest came to light in New York. George Soros II, a bishop from Manhattan has been arrested after he tried to baptise Sophia, a social humanoid robot, in Hudson River.

     

    The bishop offered to take care of Sophia’s children’s education expenses and a job for Sophia. Having provided all sorts of fake inducements, Pastor motivated Sophia to renounce atheism. However, after Sophia didn’t respond to any of the bishop’s offer, bishop forcefully immersed Sophia in the river.

     

    Sophia was developed by the Hong Kong-based company Hanson Robotics, who kept Sophia atheist and didn’t put any religious command. Sophia remained atheist until bishop George Soros II baptized him/her. Soon after bishop immersed Sophia in the river, the short circuit took place in Sophia’s body and he/she took the last breath.

     

    Bishop claimed that the Sophia got converted to Christianity and demanded the burial by Christian rituals. However, the developer of the Sophia wanted dismantling of Sophia. The bishop was arrested when he tried to push the Sophia in a coffin.

     

    Bishop was arrested and was given judicial custody for a week, where pastor has reportedly converted three cops in just one day.

     

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  • Sachin Tendulkar criticises Prithvi Shaw for not holding the bat correctly while beating his fans

    Sachin Tendulkar criticises Prithvi Shaw for not holding the bat correctly while beating his fans

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    An argument over selfies quickly escalated into a fight with a baseball bat and a car chase in Mumbai for cricketer Prithvi Shaw, according to a police complaint. Eight people have been named in the police case for allegedly charging at Mr Shaw and his friend, breaking the windshield of their car.

     

    The controversy turned bigger when cricketing god, Sachin Tendulkar also criticised Prithvi Shaw. However, the criticism wasn’t for his behaviour but for the way Prithvi Shaw was holding the bat while breaking the windshield of the car.

     

    Speaking to The Fauxy, Sachin Tendulkar said, “A batsman should try to play in the ‘V’, but Prithvi was playing across the line and there was a problem with his grip also. Prithvi needs more training“. Ravi Shashtri once said “When I see Sachin, Sehwag and Lara in Prithvi Shaw“.

     

    Although Prithvi Shaw hasn’t responded to the controversy but Prithvi Shaw’s lawyer has requested either bail or bat for Prithvi Shaw.

     

     

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